Mad Dog (Angel’s Rebellion MC: #2) (Angel's Rebellion MC), стр. 16
“Fuck, Vip. Do your women always cook like this?” I asked him as I shoved the rest of the cookie in my mouth.
“Every day, Brother.”
“How the fuck do you not weigh five hundred pounds?”
He laughed at my question, “I fucking get up at five every morning and work out for an hour.”
“Damn. That takes dedication, Brother,” Hoss said as he shoved another half of a hamburger in his mouth.
I grinned wickedly at Hoss, “Some of us care what we look like, lil bro.”
“Hell. My body is a fucking temple and it looks damn good.”
His response was met with hoots and hollers from everyone around the table.
He stood up and said, “Don't believe me?”
He proceeded to take off his cut and lay it down gently, then he pulled his t-shirt over his head. He stretched to his full height then started flexing his muscles. Howls could be heard from all the men now. I had to admit, Hoss still looked pretty damn good.
“That's it, baby, work it,” Jessie, Hoss's Old Lady, hollered from the women's table.
Hoss turned around and grinned at his Old Lady and playfully ran his hands down his chest. That got the entire women's table encouraging him to keep up what he was doing.
“Sit down, you fool,” I told my little brother.
“Bet you can't top that, Prez. Bet there isn't a man at this table that can top that,” He bragged.
I glanced around the table and saw men shaking their heads, that was up until I got to Viper who just sat there smirking at Hoss.
Hoss glanced at him as he sat down, “Fuck no, Brother. No way you can top that shit.”
Viper just kept smirking at him. Now the entire table was looking at Viper. My body looked pretty much like Hoss's. I was solid with no fat.
“Prove it,” Hoss demanded.
Viper was openly laughing at him now.
“That's what I thought, your body isn't any better than mine. You're just too chicken shit to let others see it though,” Hoss mouthed at Viper.
Viper slowly stood up.
~*~
Women's Table
“Oh my God, Mia. Is Viper about to take off his shirt?” Jennie asked Mia as she watched Viper getting up from the table.
Mia turned around to see her Old Man standing by the table looking at Hoss.
“Yeah, it appears that way,” Mia replied back. “You ladies need to watch this. You're in for a treat.”
“His body is better than Hoss's?” Jessie asked curiously.
“Well, I'm not going to say his body is better. It's just, umm,” Jennie stuttered to a stop, not knowing how to tell the women that Viper's body was the stuff sexual dreams were made of.
“It's a little different than Hoss's is, let's just put it like that,” Mia said.
All the women's eyes stayed glued to Viper.
~*~
Reb and Pred's Table
“Fuck, bros. Think your old man is about to show off his chest,” Creed said to Pred and Reb.
Rebel and Pred both looked over at the table where their pops was sitting.
“Fuck,” Pred growled out.
“I agree, Pred,” Reb stated.
“What's with you guys? There ain't no way your old man has a body better than us,” Creed commented.
“Just fucking watch. He makes me feel old and out of shape,” Pred spit out.
All eyes from their table turned to look towards Viper.
“Damn, y'all. Everyone is looking now,” Hatchet announced.
~*~
Mad Dog
I glanced around as Viper stood up, every eye was turned this way. I had a feeling Hoss was about to be handed his ass.
“You sure you want me to do this, Hoss?” Viper inquired looking at Hoss.
“You bet your ass I do. You're the only motherfucker who was smirking. Only two others in this club come close to me. That's Blood and Trooper. So, bring it on, old man.”
“Fuck Brother, you realize we are the same age right?” Viper threw out there.
“Not gonna do it are you,” Hoss said taunting Viper.
Viper just shook his head. He slowly took off his cut, and like Hoss, laid it down gently, then reached and grabbed his shirt behind his head and tugged it up and off.
“Holy. Fuck,” Hoss whispered. “I'm never taking my shirt off in public again.”
I had thought I was in pretty good shape but seeing Viper shirtless let me know that I really needed to be working out. Damn, the man had fucking washboard abs.
Multiple shouts came from the women's table, “Turn around we want to see.”
Viper shook his head again but did what they requested. He turned around slowly.
~*~
Women's Table
“Holy. Mother. Of. God. I think I just came,” whispered Stacy, Hatchet's mom.
“Me too,” Emily, Screw's mother, murmured. Her eyes never left Viper's body.
“Fuck, don't tell my Old Man, but I think my ovaries just exploded,” Jessie muttered.
Rey, Trooper’s wife, looked over at Mia and Jennie and said, “I'm so fucking jealous of you bitches.”
“So am I,” Maul's Old Lady, Tessa commented.
“Agreed,” said Lizzie, Rogue's Old Lady.
“I may be dying, but my eyes still work, and let me tell you ladies, that is one damn fine-looking man,” uttered Slade's mom Audrey.
“Lawd, have mercy,” Sara said as she fanned her face.
“I'm pretty sure if Cueball ever looked like that, we'd have never gotten out of bed,” quipped Lillie. “Do you see that man's V? Makes a woman want to lick straight down to it and then explore what's below.”
All the women burst out laughing at Lillie's statement.
“Seriously though, how the fuck do y'all not have more kids than you do? Because my ass would be tapping that every damn night,” Jessie exclaimed.
Jennie looked at Mia and grinned. Mia smirked back at Jennie.
“Oh my God. You